love the way you lie, eminem
he really does sound sincere there.
this morning i was thinking about how much i don’t like smoking. it looks cool and all in pictures and such, but only if you’re a celebrity doing a photoshoot or a model. in real life, your breath stinks, along with your fingers and clothes, and you taste like an ashtray. kissing someone who smokes is one of my biggest pet peeves.
this morning i had to poop and my mom was putting on makeup in the bathroom and wouldn’t get out. i’m not the type of person to hold in my poop so i went and as i was sitting on the toilet i felt like me and my mom were a married couple or something. i would be the man, naturally, and my brother’s kinda like my son the way he makes me yell at him. but i guess i’ve been the “man of the house” for almost six years now. my mom needs a boyfriend. but we miss you, appa!